A student needed an extra small diversified course to fill the requirements of his graduation. He picked a course on Zoology.
Then came a test time. The professor handed out a sheet of paper with only four pairs of legs drawn. He then asked the class to name the four wild birds from their legs.
The student kept staring and staring at legs and was getting nowhere. His agitation and anger grew to a boiling point. Ultimately, he got up rushed to the teacher in the front and smashed the test on the teacher's desk.
"How can you give stupid test like this?" He blasted at teacher.
The annoyed teacher looked up and said: "You boy, you have flunked the test. What's your name?"
The angry student pulled up his pants to the knee baring his legs and yelled: "Look here and tell me what is my name."
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Thursday, August 27, 2009
Funny Office Jokes, Funny Office Interview Jokes, Funny Santa Banta Jokes, : Banta Singh's Interview
Banta Singh goes for an interview and there the interviewer tells him:
Interviewer: Banta Singh, you have to say the opposite of all that I say. OK?
Banta Singh: OK.
Interviewer: Made in India
Banta Singh: Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer: Good... Keep it up
Banta Singh: Bad... Put it down
Interviewer: Maxi Mum
Banta Singh: Mini Dad
Interviewer: Enough! Take your seat
Banta Singh: Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer: Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh: Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer: I say you get out!
Banta Singh: You didn't say I come in
Interviewer: I reject you!
Banta Singh: You appoint me
Interviewer: !!!
Interviewer: Banta Singh, you have to say the opposite of all that I say. OK?
Banta Singh: OK.
Interviewer: Made in India
Banta Singh: Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer: Good... Keep it up
Banta Singh: Bad... Put it down
Interviewer: Maxi Mum
Banta Singh: Mini Dad
Interviewer: Enough! Take your seat
Banta Singh: Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer: Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh: Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer: I say you get out!
Banta Singh: You didn't say I come in
Interviewer: I reject you!
Banta Singh: You appoint me
Interviewer: !!!
Thursday, June 25, 2009
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