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Friday, March 27, 2009

Famous Quotes about Character

** 'Character is a by-product; it is produced in the great manufacture of daily duty!'




** 'Fame is what you have taken
Character is what you give;
When to this truth you waken,
Then you begin to live!'

Famous Quotes about Life

* " When life is woe,
And hope is dumb,
The world says 'go' !
The grave says 'come' !"



* "Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,
And departing, eave behind us
Foot prints on the sands of time!'



* "The more life becomes empty, the heavier it becomes to carry it!'



* " A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience!"

Famous Quotes about Good, Famous Quotes about Bad

* 'There is no Good, there is no Bad,
These be the whims of mortal will;
That works me well I call as Good
What harms and hurts me I hold as ill!'



* ' Do all the good you can,
In all the ways you can,
In all the places you can,
At all the times you can,
To all the people you can,
As long as ever you can.'



* ' Can we do good to the world? In an absolute sense, no; in a relative sense, yes'

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Funny Sardar jokes

While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular with him.

But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.

A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars.

The sardar simply said …
“I am on my way to see a distant relative.”

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Once, two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games

of chess to pass the time.

They were doing this for some time, when two more sardar friends

dropped by. Seeing them play chess, they said -

“Come on guys, we are feeling bored too. Let us play doubles!”

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Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station. He asks one man “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?Man Replies 12.30. “When will Punjab Express go from here”?Man Replies 10.30. “When will Deccan Queen go from here”?Man Replies 12.30. Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.Sardar replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks!”

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Funny director actor joke

Director: You have to jump from here.
Actor: You must be crazy. Its about 20 fts high. I may die!
Director: So what? Its your last scene!

Funny doctor patient joke

Patient: I am suffering from pain . When I will be relieved?
Doctor: May be after a month.
Patient: Will I be cured then?
Doctor: No, You will be used to it!

Funny husband wife jokes

Wife: What will you do if I die ?
Husband: I will be mad.
Wife: Will you marry again?
Husband: A mad man can do anything!

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Wife: Look at the man who is sitting at the corner table & having a drink. I ditched him
five years ago.
Husband: Such a long celebration!!!