Juicy Jokes

Why do clever people want to become doctor?

Because it is the only profession where you can ask a woman to take off her cloth and ask her
husband to pay for it!

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One sardar got a gun from his dad on his wedding day. Father said: if your wife is virgin, shoot it in the air. If she is not, shoot her. Sardar shot in the air on the first night and shot her wife on the second!