Sunday, July 26, 2009
Sherm Stick-A Dead Like State
A sherm stick is a cigarette (or possibly a joint or blunt) that has been immersed in a solution of phencyclidine and dried out. Sherm sticks are then smoked for its hallucinogenic and/or intoxicating properties.
The reason a lot of people who use 'sherm stick' say that it is dipped in "embalming fluid" (PCP) is because of the way the substance numbs the body to which is referred as being in an 'embalmed' or 'dead like' state. It is not dipped in real embalming fluid or formaldehyde.
Other street names for sherm stick include "sherm," "fry stick," "amp," "happy stick," and "wet
stick."
It is a joint, marijuana cigarette that is dipped in PCP. PCP is a hallucinogenic and can cause you to completely freak. So don’t do drugs, not because it is not fun but because it makes you lose who you are and what your potential is to become. Peace!
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Funny Man Woman Jokes, Naughty Adult Jokes
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves.
The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn."
The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn."
Funny Husband Wife Jokes, Naughty Adult Jokes, Get into Shape Baby
One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his member.
With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother!!"
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his member.
With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother!!"
Funny Jokes, Naughty Jokes, What Woman Wants
A man went into a pharmacy and looked for a male pharmacist. The woman who attended him said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.
She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.
The man said, "This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection that causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "The best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $5,000 in cash!!"
She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.
The man said, "This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection that causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "The best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $5,000 in cash!!"
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Husband Wife Jokes, Naughty Husband Wife Jokes, Funny Couple Jokes : When I Die
Husband: Honey, when I die, will you marry again?
Wife: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude.
Husband: Will you let him drive my car?
Wife: Well, I think so.
Husband: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?
Wife: Maybe.
Husband: Will you let him have my gold watch?
Wife: Maybe.
Husband: Will you let him wear my nice suits?
Wife: No, he is shorter.
Wife: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude.
Husband: Will you let him drive my car?
Wife: Well, I think so.
Husband: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?
Wife: Maybe.
Husband: Will you let him have my gold watch?
Wife: Maybe.
Husband: Will you let him wear my nice suits?
Wife: No, he is shorter.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Michael Jackson Tribute In Los Angeles Staple Center
Mariah Carey,Stevie Wonder,& Usher led an emotional public memorial for Michael Jackson yesterday as the music world, the Jackson family, & thousands of fans bade farewell to the "King Of Pop".
At 7:55 a.m., an usher at the glass doors outside Staples Center in Los Angeles had a message for the thousands already gathering for the day's public memorial for Michael Jackson. "We are aware of your sorrow!" he announced in deep, affectionate tones. "We are aware of your pain! And we are aware of your joy!
Part funeral, part musical celebration, the two-hour Jackson tribute was a deeply emotional and public outpouring of grief, with rousing testimonials to the late singer and inspired musical performances from the likes of Stevie Wonder and Jennifer Hudson. It was also the year's hottest ticket. Though 17,500 tickets were distributed freely to fans by lottery, online prices were reportedly as high as $2,000, but fans outside the arena found scalpers selling for as low as $200 each.
President Obama, on a visit to Russia, said he was one of the greatest entertainer of our generation like Elvis, like Sinatra, like Beatles.
Two hour memorial focused on Jackson's 45-years music career, his charity work for children groups and his role in opening the main-stream pop and celebrity world up to African-Americans.
Monday, July 6, 2009
South Carolina Serial Killer Was Killed During An Attempted Burglary Late Today
SOUTH CAROLINA SERIAL KILLER-Some good news for the terrified residents of Gaffney, South Carolina. The man they believe was responsible for the deaths of five Gaffney residents was apparently shot and killed in an overnight altercation with police in Gastonia, North Carolina after a failed burglary attempt. Jeffrey Kofman, filing for WORLD NEWS, recapped the dreaded deeds of the past ten days: “The killing spree began a week ago Saturday when a 63-year-old peach farmer was shot in his home. Then last Wednesday, a retired teacher and her daughter were both killed. The Thursday, a local business owner and his young daughter were gunned down in his store.” At a press conference a short while ago, we learned that the suspected serial killer's name was Patrick Tracy Burris. North Carolina prison records show the 41-year-old served more than seven years for felony breaking and entering and larceny.
Here are pictures of Patrick Tracy Burris, the Gaffney SC serial killer, now dead during an attempted burglary late today, Burris was shot. Police say they have their man.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Michael Jackson-The Style Icon
Now M J is dead, perhaps the closet Jacksonphilia quietly rippling through fashion worldwide.Jackson's crystal embellished shoulder pads and military style jackets had filtered into the high street along with a craze for skinny black leather trousers. Singers from Justin Timberlake to the killers' brandon Flowers have followed his style lead,open adoration of his style was best left to the diehard groupies until thursday. Jackson fever has been prolonged affair all over the World- the gyrating hips, the owwww shrieks, the black to white transition, the androgyny question, and of
course the disco style. Young Afro-haired,dark-skinned Jackson grew older, wilder and whiter under public scrutiny, and whole world absorbed every bit of news. Because it is the Michael Jackson- The King of Style.
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