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An Unique Love Letter, Special Love SMS

All I want is to love you always!

I know it's hard for you sometimes to understand how I really Feel!

"At times, I can be the most lovable for you to be around; at other times, it may seem as though I don't care. But if you look deep down inside my heart, you will see that all I want to love and care for you forever. Through and heartbreaks, you will always be my life, my hope and my inspiration for all that I achieve. Through all of my life's journey, I will always love you!

Shahid Kapur- His Success Story, Shahid Kapur- the Super Hero

Shahid Kapur has come a long way. Being the son of Pankaj Kapur ad Supria Pathak, he surely has the acting talent in his blood. In the initial part of his career, he got a hit Isk Visk. He got foot hold in Bollywood after doing Abbas Mastan's 36 China Town and Suraj Barjatia's Vivah . But he never looked back after the super duper hit Jab We Met. Though Kareena and Shahid seperated after this film, it was a milestone in his career. After that, offers kept coming. The success story continued with Kismat Konextion. In the year 2009, he gave a superb performence in Kaminey, followed by Dil Bole Haddipa. We really want him to carry on!

Durga puja Pandal Decoration 2009

One of the most sacred occassions for the Indians, Durga Puja is the biggest festival for the Bengali community. It is the occassion when everywhere across the state of West Bengal grand pandals (huge and elaborately crafted temporary structures erected to temporarily house idols) are set up to house life-sized or bigger idols of Goddess Durga and her four children for four days. Earlier the pandals just used to be grand structures but with time, more and more innovations began to be made and each pandal began to have a theme. In recent years, it has become somewhat of a tradition and style statement to relate each Puja Pandal with a theme. Know all about the themes of various Puja Pandals in Kolkata for the year 2009.

The preparation for this puja and celebrations begins days prior to the festival. Usually, the Durga Puja is done on a society level and the idols and Durga puja pandals (tents) for the Puja are set by the puja management commission of the area.

Thrilling idols of the Goddess adorn the Durga puja pandal. The ambience of the Durga puja pandal is also taken mind of and given a very holy and sacred look. The idol of the goddess is set over a higher stage and sitting preparations for the priest as well as devotees are done near the platform.

Making of these Durga puja pandals pursue well set plans that use bamboo poles, wooden planks and cloth.

The designs of the Durga puja Pandal are done in agreement with space obtainable and the community inhabitants. It has now befallen a trend to set designer Durga puja pandals with complex lightings and complex patterns. Ornamented by lights, flowers and some such items, the modern Durga puja pandals at several spaces also look like film sets.

Here we show some wonderful durga puja pandal decoration. Let's enjoy!!

Shah Rukh Khan and Amir Khan- Can they be in the same movie

Can the two superstars in bollywood, Shah rukh and Amir act in a same movie? Many directors have tried it before without much success. Now Anurag Kasyap is heard to convince the two Khans to act in a movie naned "Delhi Velvate". The producer would be none other than Dany Boyle. If it actually happen, it will create some sensation al over the world.

Origin Of durga and Mythology

Durga, a beautiful warrior seated upon a tiger.
Devi is the great goddess of the Hindus,the consort of Shiva and she is worshiped in various forms corresponding to her two aspects: benevolence and fierceness. She is Uma, "light"; Gauri, "yellow or brilliant"; Parvati, "the mountaineer"; and Jagatmata, "the-mother-of-the-world" in her milder guise. The terrible emanations are Durga "the inaccessible"; Kali, "the black"; Chandi, "the fierce"; and Bhairavi, "the terrible."
She went to battle on her ferocious mount lion, armed with the weapons given to her by the other Gods. Durga is one of the angry and aggressive aspects of the goddess Shakti, whose role in Hindu mythology was to fight and conquer demons and also personify the Sakti or female aspect of any male deity. In the battle, she fought and killed the evil Mahishasura and restored heaven to the Gods. Since then the goddess is invoked for protection from the powers of evil. Durga Puja is observed in her honor, to celebrate her victory over evil.

Origin- Dasera And Navratri

Dasera is considered as one of the Sade-Teen shubh-muhurats. According to Epic 'Ramayana', Dasera is the day on which the Lord Ram killed the evil king of Lanka 'Ravan'. This day is celebrated as good had triumph over evil, a huge statue of Ravan is burnt which is made up of crackers, where people gathers and enjoys the burning statue of Ravan. Especially children enjoy seeing this because of the beautiful fireworks on the ground. The festival which is thought as 'The entry of God' & is celebrated in wonderful style decorating the entrances of houses & shops with flower studded strings called 'Torans' & workshipping vehicles, machineries, books, weapons & also tools. This festival attracts lots of devotee. In the evening, people cross the border which is called 'Sima-ollanghan' & worships shami tree on which, Pandavas hide their weapons during Adanyatvas. The leaves of Shami tree, also known as Apte Tree is collected & exchanged among relatives & friends as gold by saying "Sone Gya Sonyasarakhe Raha" which means take gold and be like gold.


Navratra Festival


Navratra Festival is celebrated all over Pune with great interest. This festival is celebrated nine days before Dasera. It is celebrated mostly in Public. People from all Communities and castes take part in this festival with equal interests. Garbha and Dandia are arranged all over Pune by many of the Mandals in Pune. Now a days Disco Dandia is organised by many organisations which receives a good response from Puneites.

Paris Hilton, Sarah Palin and Barack Obama- What's common

Oxford Textbook of Quotations have added 20000 new quotations in its latest editions. Some of the remarkable contributors are Paris Hilton, Sarah Palin and Barack Obama. Sarah Palin, thre former vice-precidential candidate makes the cut for the famous quip"What's the difference between a hocky mom and a pitbull? Lipstick". One coat is credited to precident Barack Obama " The arc of history is long but it bends towards justice". But the most interesting contributor is the socialite turned reality tv star Paris Hilton. Her Quote?"Dress cute whereever you go, life is too short to blend in". Paris is delighted to get a place in the book which contains many a memrable sayings.

Good Luck for Akshay Kumar

Khatron Ka Khiladi Akshay Kumar is renowned for his daredevilry and mental strength. Rumour has it that he doesn't have a single weak bone in him; he fears no one and nothing. The uncrowned King of Bollywood action films, however, says that it is not entirely true. He too gets scared, especially during stunts involving heights. Among the most dependable Bollywood actors, Akki is currently gearing up for the second season of Fear Factor: Khatron Ke Khiladi. A Sabse Bada Khiladi himself, Akshay Kumar's first stint in his new avatar as a reality TV show host has earned him rave reviews. While he prepares to make life miserable for the so-called damsels in distress by making them perform extremely daring stunts, Ganesha surfs through Vedic Astrology principles to predict how challenging the year will be for him: Akshay Kumar- Date of birth: 9th September, 1967, Time of birth: Unknown, Place of birth: Amritsar, Punjab, India.
Astrological Points- Saturn will transit over exalted Mercury after 9th September, 2009. Transiting Rahu will form sextile aspect with Venus and Sun after November 2009. From 19th December, 2009 onwards, Jupiter will be aspecting Natal Venus, Sun and Pluto. From May 2010 onwards, Jupiter will be transiting over natal Saturn, which is retrograde, and it will also aspect exalted Mercury. Astrological predictions-
Ganesha feels that Akshay Kumar's planets are in a good phase as Saturn will move from Leo to Virgo on 9th September, 2009; Akki has Sun, the significator of fame, and Venus, the significator of arts, in Leo.
During the past two-and-a-half years, Akki had seen some hard times because of Saturn's adverse transit over Sun. The FIR filed against him and wife Twinkle for the Lakme Fashion show debacle is a case in point. However, since transiting Jupiter was giving exalted aspect to natal Jupiter during 2009, Akshay was also awarded Padmashree. The period between 9th September, 2009 and 19th December, 2009 is good for Akki. He will hog the limelight during this period. Between October 2009 and May 2010, he will enjoy his stay at the pinnacle of whatever he does, though there are chances of some injury. From May 2010 onwards, Akshay Kumar's stars will be shinning brightly, and he may also work for Hollywood or foreign films after that. From May 2010 onwards, Akshay Kumar may also get into social work.
In short, the year ahead promises good things for Akki. Ganesha sends him good wishes.

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Wedding Guest Death Man In Court

Wedding guest death man in court
Michael Pennington
Michael Pennington was at a guest at the wedding reception in Flint

A man who has been charged with the manslaughter of a wedding guest is to appear before magistrates.

Michael Pennington, 26, from Ashton-under-Lyne, Manchester was seriously injured during an altercation at a hotel in north Wales on Saturday.

An ambulance was called to Mountain Park Hotel and Country Club in Flint at about 2200 BST to take him to hospital, where he died on Sunday morning.

Gavin Jackson, 44, of Stockport will appear before Mold magistrates.

North Wales Police is expected to release the results of a post-mortem examination carried out on the father-of-one at the Royal Liverpool Hospital by Home Office pathologist, Dr Brian Rogers, later.