Funny Taxi Driver Jokes, Funny Driver Jokes: Forget More

Taxi driver: Sir, I forgot to turn on the meter before starting.How much should I charge you?

Passenger: It's absolutely ok. Actually I also forgot to take my purse today!!

Funny Police Thief Jokes, Funny Kid Jokes: You Can Steal But....

A thief entered a house and found a kid awake!

Thief: S..s..s..h.. hey, you better keep quiet!

Kid: I will remain quiet in one condition. You have to steal my books too!!