Your Ad Here

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Mothers Day Best Quotes Regarding Great Men

Sometimes in our lives we meet other mothers who are very special. Another mom in our lives is my better half's mom. She is so much like my own mother that we can't help but love her! This page is also dedicated to Dorothy.

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.

--Victor Hugo

All that I am or hope to be I owe to my angel mother. I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.

--Abraham Lincoln

A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine, desert us when troubles thicken around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts.

--Washington Irving

A mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart -- a heart so large that everybody's grief and everybody's joy found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.

--Mark Twain

Monday, April 27, 2009

Best Mothers Day Poems

To My Mother

For all the times you gently picked me up,
When I fell down,
For all the times you tied my shoes
And tucked me into bed,
Or needed something
But put me first instead.
For everything we shared,
The dreams, the laughter,
And the tears,
I love you with a "Special Love"
That deepens every year..

- Author Unknown.

Wonderful Poems For Mothers Day

One Day Isn't Enough, Mum

by XToBeWithYoux

It's Mother's Day today,
so I just wanted to say
what a fantastic Mum you are:
My bright, shining star.

I know it's only one day,
but love lasts forever, and I pray
that we'll have forever together,
no matter the weather.

So I really hope you like this card,
and that you won't disregard
how much we all love you, Mum.
There's more happiness still to come.

Best Poems For Mothers Day Celebration

MOM

by Brix Ambray

Making breakfast,lunch or dinner,
Slower or faster the sooner the better
She loves to give and gives in love'
And value me among above.


Of all the persons I've met,
She's the one I can never really forget
She makes me laugh and makes me believe'
That all my goals I can achieve.


Moments with her,
I will always remember
Hope that the end will not come,
I now really understand the word,MOM.

wonderful Mothers Day Poems

Mom you are a shining star though the world doesn't know your name.
You have no fancy title like Baroness or Dame.
Mom you really are a star, my mother mentor and friend.
A Nobel Prize for motherhood is what I'd recommend.
And if I won the lottery I'd share my win with you
I'd take you Mom on a spending spree each day the whole year through!
You may not be famous, as your face is known to few.
But Mom I think you are wonderful and I'm so proud of you!

Mothers Day Poems

Wonderful Mother

God made a wonderful mother,
A mother who never grows old;
He made her smile of the sunshine,
And He molded her heart of pure gold;
In her eyes He placed bright shining stars,
In her cheeks fair roses you see;
God made a wonderful mother,
And He gave that dear mother to me.

What Is Mothers Day?


Mother's Day is intended to be a day to celebrate motherhood. Many churches and families in the United States recognize the second Sunday in May to honor mothers.

Many years ago, England observed a day to honor mothers in mid-Lent that was called Mothering Sunday. In the United Kingdom, Mothers' Day is celebrated in March.

The first known suggestion of Mother's Day in the United States was in 1872 by Julia Ward Howe. She suggested that people observe the day on June 2 as a day dedicated to peace. Others around the country campaigned for a Mother's Day including Mary Towles Sasseen, Frank E. Hering, and Anna Jarvis. In 1908, Anna Jarvis of West Virginia began a campaign for a nationwide observance of Mother's Day. She chose the second Sunday in May and started the custom of wearing a carnation. If a person wears a colored carnation, their mother is is living. A white carnation signifies that their mother has passed away.

In 1914, President Woodrow Wilson signed a joint resolution of Congress recommending that Congress and the executive branch of government recognize the observance of Mother's Day.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Funny Political Jokes, Election Jokes, Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes : Campaign Slogans

Arnold Schwarzenegger Rejected Campaign Slogans.
Elect me or I’ll make another comedy.
I will shrink the deficit like my steroid-saturated nut-sack.
I can bench 450.
I didn’t hear nothing over at the Kennedy place.
I can’t fuck up too badly, I’m in the gym all day.
No sex scandals, my nuts are too small.
Intelligence is over-rated.

Funny Office jokes, guy jokes : The Building Site

The Building Site
A guy goes for a job interview on a building site.
“We drink a lot of Tea here,” says the foreman. “Can you make Tea?”
“Yea,” replies the guy.
“And can you drive a fork lift truck?”
“Yea,” replies the guy, “But just how big is the fucking pot?”

Famous Quotes regarding Man

* Man is the architect of his own fate.

* Not gold but only man can make a nation strong and great.

* Man is by nature a political animal.

* Man cannot live by bread alone.

* A man's work is the explanation of that man.

* Man and nature can never be best friends.

* The greatest virtue of man is perhaps curiosity.

* A man can be destroyed but he can't be defeated.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Secretes Of Successful Marriage, Successful Marriage Advice

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
2. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
3. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
4. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
8. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
9. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
10. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
11. A woman has the last word in any argument.
12. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
13. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Sir Alex Ferguson, Man behind success of Manchester United


English Primier League is the best among the soccer leagues being played in all major football playing nations.This suprimacy is after taking consideration of quality of football, fierce competition and best players from all overthe world. The best team in E P L - Manchester United of course. Over last one decade, Man U is maintaining its suprimacy. The question is why? During this period lots of stars came and played for Man U, namely Eric Cantena,Dwite Yorke, David Beckham, Rood Van Nisteroy, Ryan Giggs and Cristiano Ronaldo. Is that the cause? No, the answer is one and only Sir Alex Ferguson. He is the manager of Man U for last twenty two years. Incredible! isn't it?Its quite a long period. During this period, Man U has won numerous trophies. The latest is EPL title and UEFAChampions League last year. This season, Man U already won Word Club Cup and Curlings Cup and in contention of EPL and UFEA League. Sir Alex is the live-wire behind all the success. He is a shrewd tactecian and his man management is extraordinary. He is only getting better day by day!!

Indian Premier League/ I P L, An unique cocktail








Indian Premier League is an explosive cocktail of business, glamour, entertainment and, of course, cricket! Business tycoons like
Mukesh Ambani and Vijay Malia are the owners of the teams like Mumbai Indians and Bangalore Royal Challengers. Preeti Zinta
along with business boyfriend Nes Wadia own King's Eleven Punjab. The sweet Juhi Chawla is the owner of Kolkata Knight Riders
along with Shah Rukh Khan( principal owner, of course). Shah Rukh, mere presence of whom brings life and crowd to any stage, has
lots of fan all over the world. This year, there is Shilpa Shetty too as co-owner of Rajasthan Royals, who is the darling of Western Media
after the Big Brother contest. If this is not enough, there is high quality cricket and cricketers from several countries. Big money is
involved, entertainment at its best. What more do you want ?

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

At Britney Spears circus Stop, Avril and Deryck's night with Britney



Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley: At Britney Spears' "Circus" stop

It's Avril & Deryck's night with Brit.

Married singers
Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley (of Sum 41) might skew more pop punk, but the couple was spotted by People in full pop mode at Britney Spears ' "Circus" stop in Los Angeles on Friday.

"They were enjoying the show," an onlooker told the mag. "They looked really cute together." They reportedly slipped backstage just before Brit's encore.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Doctor Patient jokes, Funny Jokes

Patient is on the O.T. table, waiting.
Doctor: Hallo! I'm Dr. Johnson. I'm your surgeon. How do you feel?
Patient: God, I am scared. This is my first operation you know!
Doctor: Don't worry. This is my first operation too!!

Shoe-struck, Latest Political Missile

One ,two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, throw it more
Five, six, 'neta'ji in a fix
Seven, eight, throw it in hate
Nine, ten, desperate men
Eleven, twelve, shoe and shelve
Thirteen, fourteen, shoes a' counting
Fifteen, sixteen, throwing and bitching
Seventeen, eighteen, customers a' waiting
Nineteen, twenty, my shoe-box is empty!!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Maddona adopt a baby from Duggar Family, Duggar family-18 child and 1 grand child


Speaking of baby snatchers, the terrible Maddona witch has taken a stick, black as coal, and scratched it on an old piece of parchment. The script appeared blood red on the paper, and spelled out an impassioned letter to the people of Malawi, pleading them to let her adopt baby Mercy. "I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible," the letter insisted. Then it took a terrifying turn. "I also want her to eats worms and sing Bonobo songs backwards and I want her to carry little sachets of bones on her belt and sometimes she will appear to float and other times her eyes will glow, dark black, and she will whisper to you when you are asleep and a thousand miles away and she will tell you to do wicked deeds and when you wake the next morning you will do them. Your neighbors' chickens will die, their wives go barren. And it will be all the doing of the, ironically named, I know, Mercy. Then, when she comes of age, I will eat her, while cackling and moaning, gristle and blood and hair and bits tumbling out of my snarled, fang-filled mouth. So, you know, please Malawi, please just try to see it from my side."
Gross on toast. That horrifying Duggar family—the horrid religio-nut hillbillies from Arkansas with 18 children—are reproducing again. Though this time it's oldest son Joshua who had a furtive, shame-filled, sweaty fucking and gurgle-wept into a pillow afterward. He's gone and gotten his new child bride Anna, 20, pregnant. They were on the Today show this morning and your dedicated gossip roundupper was maybe putting his socks on and dry-heaving. Sometimes when Joshua is driving down the road in his enormous, stupid, needless pickup truck he'll get quick flashes of that night—the boobs and the precious opening and other pink, mealy things, the slapping and squishing, the sighs and grunts—and he'll suddenly burst into giddy, worried, farting tears and have to pull over to the side of the road, put his head between his knees, take deep breaths, and pray. It's just too much.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Lindsay Lohan dumped


Lindsay Lohan burst into tears after being dumped by her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson. Lindsay said 'everyone's turned on me. I'm a 22 year old girl who's in love. It's the worst night of my life'. it is known that Ronson has got her house lock changed & her mother is trying to get a police order to keep Lindsay out of Ronson's life. The Se xy starlet is furious over the whole thing.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Dyngus Day, The Polish holiday

Dyngus Day is the name for the day after Easter, the end of Lent, and a festive tradition in the
Buffalo area, where there's a large Polish-American population.

Since its debut to Yogi’s Grill and Bar in 1994, Dyngus Day, the Polish holiday that marks the end of Easter weekend, has been a “great way for people to get back to the vices they gave up for Lent,” said Chris Karl, manager and co-owner of Yogi’s Grill and Bar.

Karl said he would describe Dyngus Day as a cross between St. Patrick’s Day and Halloween because of the drink specials and the way people dress.

Dyngus Day took on political flavor decades back because the Dyngusing crowds on the Monday after Easter in the Polish-American neighborhoods on South Bend's West Side provided an opportunity for candidates in the upcoming May primary to meet and greet voters.

There will be some political figures this year because serious candidates for 2010 or even 2012 need already to be out and about, gaining name recognition, organizing and fundraising.

Dyngus Day has been described as a Polish version of St. Patrick's Day. Both days have roots in religion from centuries past in nations from which came the ancestors of many Americans.

Everybody is Irish at a St. Patrick's Day celebration. Everybody is Polish at a Dyngus Day celebration.

Even with the political flavor, the friendly spirit of Dyngus prevails among those of different cultures, of different races, of different religions, of different political views. Everybody shows respect for the diversity and seeks understanding. Well, not quite everybody.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Famous quotes regarding Time

* " To be careless and indifferent to the value of time is verily a tragedy ".

* " Time is life and if we kill time, we kill life. "

* " Time and tide wait for none. "

Famous Quotes regarding Leadership, Famous Obama Quotes

" What's stopped us is the failure of leadership, the smallness of our politics- the ease with which we're distracted by the petty and trivial, our chronic avoidance of tough decisions, our preference for scoring cheep political points instead of rolling up our sleeves and building a working consensus to tackle big problems"

Scarlett Johansson stay a holyday with her husband Ryan in Mexico




Taking a break from the stresses of everyday life, Ryan Reynolds and his wife Scarlett Johansson were spotted out and about in Acapulco, Mexico last night (April 5).

The “Van Wilder” stud and his “In Good Company” gal did their best to avoid the paparazzi as they caught a cab to head back to their hotel.


In a recent interview Scarlett expressed her disappointment with being labeled a “tramp” after she admitted to getting an HIV test twice a year.

She revealed, "It became, like, she's a tramp, she gets an HIV test. At the time, I was single. You have to. It's mandatory. Why would you not? People don't want to talk about sex: it is a very strange reaction. Like, she's having an HIV test. She's having sex! At least it kind of starts the conversation. You just have to swallow it. It's frustrating, but I'm not a very confrontational person. You hope it fizzles away."

Friday, April 10, 2009

Famous Quotes about Work

' All work no play makes Jack a dull boy'

**********************************************************************************

'Work is the grand cure of all the maladies and miseries that ever beset mankind'

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Equal Marriage, Marriage in same sex


New York governor David Paterson said today that he plans to re-introduce legislation making same-sex marriage legal in the state.
Two years ago, then-governor Eliot Spitzer introduced similar legislation, but it stalled in the Republican-controlled Senate.
The Democrats now control the NY Senate.
Make it happen!!!!!!!!
2009 is shaping up to be an amazing year for equality!!!!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Summer Style, Summer Style Funda, Latest Summer Fashion

This summer, make the most of your skin, hair, and fashion with these easy get-gorgeous tips.Weather you’re rushing to work, or just going for a stroll in the park, these quick and easy-to-do tips will come in handy wherever, whenever.

Create a contrast between your eyelids and your nail tips. A smoldering eye look paired with crisp off-white nail polish looks fabulous. Not only is it super sexy and elegant, but you don’t have to worry about matching your nails to your outfit.

Get mega volume this season. After blow-drying your hair, switch the settings on your drier to cool, and flip your head over. Aim the nozzle in random places. This will create pockets of air between the strands, so your hair will look extra pumped.

When you only have room for so much in your bag, keep a pearly white lip gloss handy. You can not only use it on your lips, but on your cheekbones and brow bones as well as a highlighter.

Hide your pimples by applying a yellow-based cover-up to work against the redness.Use a concealer brush to pat it on precisely, and blend the edges with your fingertip.

Get beautifully rosy cheeks by using a deep berry powder blush. Use a fluffy brush to work in slow, circular motions from the apples of your cheeks all the way to the hairline.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Gunman killed 14 people in Binghamton, N.Y, Suspected NY shooter lost job

Reporting from Los Angeles and Binghamton, N.Y. -- For immigrants in chilly Binghamton,
the doorway to America opens through the friendly building on Front Street. But Friday,
the American Civic Assn. -- a place crowded with recent arrivals taking English classes
and citizenship exams -- became a killing zone. In the last month, 25 people, including 2 gunmen, were slain in three mass shootings, in North Carolina, California and Alabama.

A gunman barricaded the back door of the immigration services center with a car,
thwarting escape, then entered through the front door. Opening fire, he killed
13 people and seriously wounded four others before apparently committing suicide.

Police Chief Joseph Zikuski said at a news conference that the suspect,
Jiverly Wong, a 41-year-old Vietnamese immigrant, was depressed after recently
losing a job and upset about how people treated him over his lack of proficiency
in English.

It was the nation’s worst mass shooting since April 16, 2007, when Seung-Hui Cho, 23,
shot and killed 32 people in a dormitory and classroom at Virginia Tech University
in Blacksburg, Va., then killed himself in the largest shooting in modern American history.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Kellie Pickler-American Idol


Although Kellie Pickler hasn't had much time to catch up on the latest season of "American Idol," there is one thing she's heard about that she wishes would have existed back in season five when she was on the show.

"I know they've changed a lot. I'm not really sure exactly what all the changes have been," she said. "I wish they'd have had [the judges' 'save'] when I was there. Maybe I could have gotsaved!"

Pickler may not be able to watch as frequently as she wants, but she is hoping that others are watching because she is proud to have been on the show. "I have not been able to watch it religiously, 'cause I'm on the road a lot," she said. "So I don't really get to follow any television show but I do love the show."

The former "Idol" contestant also has a little advice for the current hopefuls: Don't let the competition stress you out.
"I think it's all about having a good time, and as long as you're enjoying yourself, success is defined by happiness," she said.
"So just have fun and enjoy it, and pick songs that you love and just have a good time."

When asked if, like many former "Idol" contestants before her, she'll be coming back this season to make an appearance,
Pickler remained coy. (See which "Idol" alum you hope will return to the show, in our Newsroom poll.) "You'll have to watch, so that's all I'm saying," she teased, hinting to the fact that she might sing her new single "Best Days of Your Life."
"That's a possibility — we'll see."

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Britney Spears with her recent Album/Album-Circus photos




Circus is the sixth studio album by American pop singer Britney Spears. Jive Records, in collaboration with Zomba Label Group
and Sony Music Entertainment, released it on November 28, 2008. Having sold over 505,000 copies in the United States in its
first week, Circus debuted on the Billboard 200 at number one, making it Spears's fifth number-one album. The feat made Spears
the only act in Nielsen SoundScan history to have four albums debut with 500,000 or more copies sold.

The album's first single, "Womanizer", became Spears's first number one single on the Billboard Hot 100 since her debut ".
..Baby One More Time", almost 10 years prior. The second single, "Circus", debuted at number three on the Hot 100 chart.
On January 7, 2009, "If U Seek Amy" was announced as the album's third single via Spears' official website.