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Monday, March 23, 2009

Doctor Patient jokes

An overweight patient came to a doctor.
Patient: I can't bear it anymore. Doc, please do something!
Doctor: Take two days normal diet, then skip for oneday. Continue this for two months & you will lose 5 kgs.
The patient came after two months. She has lost 15 kgs.
Doctor: Its amazing. Idid'nt expect this much.
Patient: Yeah, I almost died on the third day by skipping though!!


A call girl came to a psychiatrist for some psychological problem. The doctor talked to her gently and
realiased what her problem was. He led her to a couch in the side room and had sex with her. After that,
they smiled at each other and said simultaneously: 100 $ please !!

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